The comedy stylings of Jim Tressel
Jim Tressel is having a laugh, yes?
We mean, he can’t be serious, right?
Really, what else is there do but laugh after the latest nonsense coming out of Columbus in regard to the paella of lies Tressel continues to cook up?
Tressel will now miss at least the first five games of the 2011 season after allegedly “asking Ohio State to increase his suspension” to match the suspensions handed to five Buckeyes for selling memorabilia.
Sure. And Charlie Sheen cured himself with his mind.
No one, outside of Brutus Buckeye himself, actually believes Tressel asked for an increased suspension so that “the players and I can handle this adversity together.”
This is a blatant PR move by Ohio State to stave off possible punishment by the NCAA – nothing more. The school tried to get away with only a two-game suspension and now, in the face of overwhelming backlash over the hypocrisy, decided to do what they should have done originally.
If it was so important for Tressel to stand side-by-side with the players, why didn’t he “ask” for a five-game suspension originally?
If anything, Tressel should be suspended longer than the players. It’s irrelevant that the rule they broke is a stupid one; Tressel is the coach and, as such, he has to be the adult in the room.
Instead, Tressel knowingly broke an NCAA rule, willingly lied to his bosses, and now that he is being punished, acts as if this is some burden that he is heroically bearing.
There’s obviously still more to this story; we can’t wait to see what else Ohio State can cook up.
Remember the other day, when we wondered if the Cavs have quit on the season?
The quarter-finals of the Champions League are set, and there are three good matches:
- Real Madrid vs. Tottenham Hotspur. If Spurs can get an away goal in the first leg, things will get very interesting when they come home to White Hart Lane for the deciding leg.
- Chelsea vs. Manchester United
- Barcelona vs. Shakhtar Donetsk
- Inter Milan vs. Schalke
It all starts April 5-6.