Tebowmania is not coming to Cleveland
Before anyone gets any crazy ideas about the Cleveland Browns signing Tim Tebow and recreating the Oklahoma wishbone offense with Montario Hardesty, Josh Cribbs and Tebow, we’re here to tell you that Tebowmania is not coming to Cleveland Browns Stadium.
How do we know this?
Because Monica Culpepper said so.
Culpepper (pictured above) is a contestant on the current season of Survivor (she was voted out last week) and is married to Brad Culpepper, a former defensive tackle with the Minnesota Vikings and the University of Florida. The Culpeppers are friends with Tebow.
And Monica says Tebow wants to return to the warm climate of Florida.
“Brad and I just had dinner with Tim last week and I don’t think this comes as a shock or surprise to him that (Peyton) Manning was actually going to go (to Denver),” Monica said in an interview with radio station 970 WFLA in Tampa.
“And in all honesty, Tim said, ‘I miss home. I miss the South. And hopefully I’ll land somewhere in Florida.’ I sure hope Jacksonville takes him because he’s such a great kid, such a good player and would be so thrilled to come back to the South.”
We can sign off on that.
And no, this was not all just an excuse to run the photo. What kind of site do you think this is?
UPDATE: Jets trade for Tebow. Told you he wasn’t coming to Cleveland.
This post by Drew Magary at Deadspin, about taking the SAT as a 35-year-old, is one of the funniest things we’ve read in a while.